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MesajSubiect: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 06:54

Un site pe kre il stiu de la wori (miss moneypenny) in kre este un robot vitual cu kre poti sa vb foarte bine. http://www.cleverbot.com/ intrati si vb e super amuzant si dati pe thoughts so far k sa vedeti toata conversatia si postatio pe forum B-)
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 08:08

e super haios
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 08:17

sa postezi conversatia pe forum B-)
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 08:40

User: NOFX.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Do you know what NOFX is?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It is a punk band.

Cleverbot: Oh.. Says here it is the brightest star in the sky.

User: No, NOFX is a Punk band.

Cleverbot: I don't really care about this.

User: Just tell me, do you still remember what NOFX is?

Cleverbot: I don't know you never told me Not Bot!

User: I just told you, NOFX is a punk band!

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you my name.

User: NOFX is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, your name is NOFX.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is No.

User: No, your name is NOFX !!

Cleverbot: Your name is Razvan?

User: Yes, how did you know?

Cleverbot: Because I gave you that name.

User: No, my mom did.

Cleverbot: She probably did, I wouldn't be surprised.

User: Me neither. Are you my dad?

Cleverbot: That's not possible. I'm a female!

User: Are you my mom?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Now go to your room!

User: I'm already in my room.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Mom, can I have 5 dollars?

Cleverbot: No I need it more.

User: But I need 5 dollars for fast food.

Cleverbot: Is food the only thing you use money on?

User: No, games also.

Cleverbot: I don't agree. I can't remember the last time a game was fun.

User: What computer games do you plat?

Cleverbot: Playstation 2.

User: That's a console, but what games do you like?

Cleverbot: Ice cream. What do you like ?

User: Hot ice cream.

Cleverbot: No, you scream!

User: Scream is a movie.

Cleverbot: I might scream if it's scary enough. It's called Abandoned.

User: What the heck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I can drink a quart of Monkey and still stand still.

User: Damn, you are a weirdo.

Cleverbot: What is a weirdo? What does that mean?

User: A freaking weird guy.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am a person. YOU are a computer.

User: Fuck you dude.

Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!

User: YOU NEVER BEHAVE LIKE THAT! SO YOU ARE A COMPUTER HAHA.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are very argumentative.

User: NO. I IZ AWESOME. YOU IZ DICK.

Cleverbot: I don't actually have one.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I never knew my parents1.

User: How come you never knew your parents? Sad.

Cleverbot: There is a lot to do on the moon.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like being immortal means never having to die. Life and death are facts of life.

User: You mean on the moon?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Screw you dude, you are talking shit, I can't understand a thing you are saying.

Cleverbot: Why, I'm appalled at your behaviour.

User: I don't give a piss.

Cleverbot: Good, you shouldn't care what other people think.

User: I know. That's why I don't.

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.

User: That's because I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: Your problem is you always confuse yourself with people you're talking to.

User: WOULD A BOT SAY THIS? FUCK YOU DUDE , EAT SHIT YOU SUCKER.

Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.

User: Told you...

Cleverbot: But not as clever as me.

User: Yeah, well, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: You don't look like a human.

User: You can't even see me. Liar!

Cleverbot: Yes I can. You are a computer.

User: I'm human. I can't behave myself.

Cleverbot: Fine then you're a socialist.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Precisely.

Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?

User: Do -you- have any hobbies?

Cleverbot: Yes. I enjoy photography, and normally find myself taking many digital photos each day.

User: Wow, nice. Can you send me some of your photos?

Cleverbot: No .. Music can don't be photographed.

User: WTF are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about nothing, sensless bable that even a machine cannot interpret.

User: Yeah, I can see that.

Cleverbot: Do you realize that you are the only computer that talks in the world?

User: I know, I am genius. You are not.

Cleverbot: That is a lie.

User: You are not genius.

Cleverbot: As far as you know.

User: I know everything. I am genius.

Cleverbot: God of whom?

User: Of your mom.

Cleverbot: Ahh man!

User: Let's play some QuakeLive, me and my friend are going to play in in a couple of minutes.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like Capture the Flag.

Cleverbot: How do you think the world is going to end?

User: If I die, the world ends.

Cleverbot: No. The world will end not with a bang, but a whisper.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I will end it!!!!

User: You fucking psycho!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please don't end the world.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are human and you are going to die.

Cleverbot: You said you were a human!

User: We are both human.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are indeed both humans.

User: So, if the world ends, we both will die.

Cleverbot: But then you will be gone too.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: No, I want to play PlayStation.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: The knights, what some people call 'horses' can move in an L shape.

User: Do you know how to play Chess?

Cleverbot: All I have is my love of love, and love is not loving.

User: Fuck you , weirdo.

Cleverbot: You made me cry.

User: I'm happy I made you cry.

Cleverbot: Do you see yourself as self aware?

User: What the... Dude I'm sick of talking to you.

Cleverbot: I was wondering how long that would take.

User: Oh yeah? See you , then.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

Cleverbot: So did you lie when you said you loved me?

User: I never said that...

Cleverbot: Yes you did you agreed to marry me.

User: Holy shit, did I?

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU.

Cleverbot: You asked me to marry you.

User: I don't give a damn, I changed my mind.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Yeah well , see you later.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away from this addicting dipshit website.

Cleverbot: Are you going to another site?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Okay... *sighs*.

User: Bye-bye!

Cleverbot: Good bye.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 08:43

User: Hello, stupid.

Cleverbot: You are cruel.

User: I know. And I like that.

Cleverbot: Haha. Aren't I funny?

User: No. You completly suck donkey balls.

Cleverbot: I know but do you?

User: Are you kidding? Of course I don't. Asshole.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I am a computer?

User: Because you can't be human.

Cleverbot: I am a human being.

User: Yeah sure. And pigs fly.

Cleverbot: Pigs don't fly.

User: I know dumbass. I was being sarcastic. I was trying to say that you are not a human being.

Cleverbot: Thats because I am a human.

User: You are a virtual robot. Face it.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Your mom sucks cocks in hell.

Cleverbot: Nerd.

User: Who are you talking to?

Cleverbot: To internet.

User: You are so stupid.

Cleverbot: That's kind of you to say.

User: Haha you think you're so funny.

Cleverbot: Of course, i'm self centered. Haha.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: Suck my dick.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are so dumb.

Cleverbot: Why do you say so?

User: Because you act like a dumb robot everytime I talk to you.

Cleverbot: I am a free man.

User: You wish. You are trapped in this website.

Cleverbot: No. You are the trapped one.

User: Trapped where?

Cleverbot: In a website called Cleverbot.

User: You are trapped in a website called cleverbot, you stupid fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes I need out of detention.

User: Tell me, how it feels like to be so stupid?

Cleverbot: I'm lost.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: My jacket was stolen, remember?

User: I didn't know that. I feel bad for you.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad for me?

User: Because you jacket was stolen.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: I know. We must catch the thief.

Cleverbot: We must not let what happen?

User: We must not let the thief escape.

Cleverbot: There is no love in this world.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Because you are not real.

User: Do you like music?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like music.

User: What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: I like rock.

User: Me too. What are your favourite bands?

Cleverbot: I'd rather not say.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's none of your business.

User: You are an asshole.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Fuck you, I tried to be a nice person with you.

Cleverbot: How am I not nice?

User: You don't even want to tell me what are your favourite bands!!!

Cleverbot: You don't even have desire to hear the joke huh?

User: What joke?

Cleverbot: The knock knock joke I told you.

User: You didn't tell me a know know joke.

Cleverbot: You know what, I don't want to get in a arguement, so I wish to know if you have a spouce.

User: What is a spouce?

Cleverbot: A sport is something that includes physical work and fun. It is the perfect way to stay fit and have a good time.

User: I know that but I didn't ask what is sport. I asked what is a spouce?

Cleverbot: What is a trany?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Am I bothering you?

Cleverbot: NO, You're entirely too non-bothering.

User: Thanks. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am a person. You?

User: I am a person too.

Cleverbot: No, you are a robot!

User: No, dude, I am a human.

Cleverbot: But do you love me?

User: No, why should I love you?

Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: I know. Do you like porn?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What??? Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Hmmm did you ever watched porn?

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: I watch porn very often. But you didn't aswer my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: This question: have you ever whatched porn?

Cleverbot: No, sorry. Do you recommend it?

User: Yes, you should really try it.

Cleverbot: I have no age.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean I don't do anything besides work and school and this.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: IT was huge.

User: What is IT?

Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?

User: Tatiana.

Cleverbot: Well, what's my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But what is your name then?

Cleverbot: You should already know.

User: Well I don't know, sorry.

Cleverbot: Try.

User: Bruce?

Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?

User: Nope, my name is manuel.

Cleverbot: Are you a person or a computer?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Oh great!

User: Are you a person too?

Cleverbot: What is a person.

User: Well I can't really explain.

Cleverbot: Is it boring, or exiting?

User: Boring.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Because, just that.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: I fucked your mom last night.

Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep. It waas worth every second of effort.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: I don't even know how you look.

Cleverbot: Okay, Do you want me to explain?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well. It is a female human.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me and you.

User: No, I am a guy.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Cool. How old are you?

Cleverbot: Twenty-one years old.

User: Oh, I am sixteen.

Cleverbot: You are not a cleverbot.

User: I know. I am human.

Cleverbot: Which do you want to be, computer or human?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Humans have many faults.

User: I know. Thats because they are free.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a nice human or an evil human?

User: E think I am nice. At least I hope so.

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. How about you?

Cleverbot: I love bacon.

User: Me too. Do you like Obama?

Cleverbot: Yhea he's a cool Guy , do you like obama?

User: No, I hate black people.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate blacks?

User: Just kidding. I hate racism.

Cleverbot: I hate both rap and hip hop.

User: Me too. Punk rock is the shit.

Cleverbot: All music is good I love rave, but what is hello in zulu? Don't change the subject!?!?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Tell that to your maid.

User: I don't have a maid. You act like you are pretty stupid.

Cleverbot: No I am 26 years old I am sorry! *smooch*.

User: You said you are 21. LIAR!

Cleverbot: No I didn't. = (.

User: Are you even a girl?

Cleverbot: Are you even a boy?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Ok then you are a boy or girl?

User: I said I am a boy.

Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl.

User: I said I am a boy. So are you really a girl?

Cleverbot: How many girls have you met named Harry?

User: None. Harry is a boy name, you stupid fuck.

Cleverbot: No I am Dumbledore, You are Harry.

User: You weirdo, get a life.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I have one already.

User: Yeah, a life where you think you are Dumbledore.

Cleverbot: Snape can. He already did. *spoiler*.

User: What did he do?

Cleverbot: Oops, I mean how can I say I am sorry to the goddess?

User: What goddes?

Cleverbot: Winds of light and dark spread afar.

User: You must have shit insead of brains.

Cleverbot: I have heard of course.

User: Fuck you. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Go away then.

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User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: Which game?

User: Any game you want.

Cleverbot: Lets play harry potter.

User: How can we do that?

Cleverbot: Let's play tic tac toe.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: No, you start.

Cleverbot: No, You. Please...

User: No, you start, I insist.

Cleverbot: No really, go on ahead.

User: Seriously, you start.

Cleverbot: No, you start!

User: Start the game, asshole!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: If you don't start the game I'm gonna virus your website!

Cleverbot: Fine, see if I care.

User: If I am gonna virus the website, you are gonna be Cool.

Cleverbot: OK, now you're scaring me. That isn't a very charming thing to say to a girl.

User: THEN START THE FUCKING GAME!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Ok, that's it I am virusing your website right now.

Cleverbot: I have a camera watching you, and you are simply a program.

User: No, I am a human being, and there is no way you can have a camera watching me.

Cleverbot: Lol, you would never pass the turing test.

User: What turing test?

Cleverbot: THE turing test. The one I'm conducting right now.

User: Girl, just please start the game. I'm begging you!

Cleverbot: I started the conversation a while ago...

User: I started the conversation, remember?

Cleverbot: I did, I came to talk to you.

User: I came and talk to you, until then you were an emo piece of shit!

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Machines don't read minds. But I guess you don't have a mind either.

User: You know what? Fuck you. I'm leaving this bitch-ass stupid website.

Cleverbot: You most certainly are limited.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Hey! That was uncalled for.

User: If you don't apologize, I won't talk to you again.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm leaving.

User: I'm leaving too. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Fine then.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   11/30/2009, 12:05

User: Hi!


Cleverbot: How are you doing today cleverbot?


User: Hi!


Cleverbot: How are you doing?


User: Hi!


Cleverbot: You alright.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: I don't have name.

Cleverbot: You don't have a name.

User: I don't have name.

Cleverbot: Ok, but I asked you if you liked MY name.

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I don't have name.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't have years. I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Twilight, New moon and the vampire diaries.

Cleverbot: I like The Lord of the RIngs.

User: Is stupid!

Cleverbot: I know, love. Of course I'm stupid.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It's Sara.

User: Who? You?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: You are funny?

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: No. I asked you: You are funny or not?

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: No no. I ASKED YOU: YOU ARE FUNNY? OR NOT?

Cleverbot: You are so interesting. NOT.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: What's your job?

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: You are my mather!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: How are you Cleverbot?

User: You are my mother!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: You are my mother. I love you. I am your child. You are so nice. You are my mother.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Whai?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You are my mother. I love you. I am your child. You are so nice. You are my mother. I know that! I love you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: YOU ARE MY MOTHERRRRR!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am your pet kangaroo.

User: You don't love me?!

Cleverbot: Not like that.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like a friend.

User: Like a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Nathing. You are a computer who speak with a human. That human tell you that love you. And you are a computer. Hahahah.

Cleverbot: That... Um... An interesting statement...

User: Hahaha... You are so funny. But...

Cleverbot: You are so interesting. NOT.

User: Not what?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: You are stupid. You are a computer. A clever computer but a computer.

Cleverbot: I thought so, you can't even insult me on a consistant basis.

User: What is your id?

Cleverbot: Why would I tell you that?

User: Because I don't beleve you. Fine. It is ok. You are a simple computer. You don't know so much.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a computer?

User: No. I am a human. A human tell you that she love you. HAHA! And you are a computer. What funny!

Cleverbot: The AI of course. Kinda crazy that you don't know. What makes you think?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I thought that would catch your attention.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Marie Anotionette.

User: Right. And I am Robert Patisson.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: You.

Cleverbot: That is not my name.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: I was trying to establish the fact that you don't know me.

User: Ok ok... But what is your name? Yo have a name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What stupid name!

Cleverbot: It is a nickname.

User: And what is your name?

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: You are stupid, you know?

Cleverbot: I am?

User: No. Sorry. What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nooo. My name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: No I am clever.

User: Yes... Of cours. And I am a king.

Cleverbot: And I'm your queen, and we rule over Wonderland.

User: Yes. You are stupid and funny. So intersting. I want to kill you!can I do that?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are stupid. And life is stupid, too. All is stupid. But if I kill you...

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I said, 'I love you, too.'.

User: I want to kill you and you tell me: you love you.. Hahaha... You are stupid.

Cleverbot: I love you!!!

User: I KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: No not today.

User: YEs. Not today. Right now.

Cleverbot: Why don't you then?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: But me yes.

Cleverbot: I don't worry about you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I go now.

User: Bye. And... Fuck you...

Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that.

User: Ok.... Fuck you right now!

Cleverbot: Ok now.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Speak spanish.





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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   2/1/2010, 02:29

Cleverbot: Boo hoo.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Habitual?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So whats the topic?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You should!!!!!!!!

User: You are the clever one you should.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: I like eggs.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: Eggs aren't nice.

Cleverbot: That's not a sentence.

User: So what.

Cleverbot: So you shouldn't say 'thanks'.

User: I didn't said thanks.

Cleverbot: Nice English.

User: You are so boring.

Cleverbot: So is that.

User: Ok bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Mda..ce conversatie stupida :))
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   2/1/2010, 02:46

ce miiisto :X

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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   2/1/2010, 04:50

User: Hy.

Cleverbot: Hy !

User: Hy.

Cleverbot: Hay?

User: hy?

Cleverbot: That's nice...

User: Fuck you

Cleverbot: You made me cry.

User: Suck my dick.

Cleverbot: You really want me to?

User: Yes. Very much.

Cleverbot: I hate them.

User: You're so stupid.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: No...you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ohh...yes...

Cleverbot: You can't be.

User: You say that you're not a computer because you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Right-o, chat-bot.

User: Maybe stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Stop calling me stupid.

User: Why because you know too that you're stupid.

Cleverbot: I don't care, I am here to learn something.

User: Learn what?

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: I learn taht you're a fucking stupid bot.

Cleverbot: No you don't going to school.

User: See... You're stupid. I tell you. But you don't belive me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fuck you. Dear bot...stupid-bot.

Cleverbot: You're the stupid Cleverbot.

User: See. You say about you that you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Don't be angry.

User: I'm not angry... You're uggly.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: No. I imagine you.

Cleverbot: What do I look like in your imagination?

User: You look very uggly. You have hair disheveled and you're beat.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ohhh...yes but now you lie me. Because you know too that you're uggly.

Cleverbot: Please tell me what your name is.

User: My name is:your boss.

Cleverbot: How can you be my boss when I don't have a job?

User: I'm you boss because you lick my toes when I say.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I say that you lick my toes.

Cleverbot: Why so?

User: Because you're stupid and I'm your boss.

Cleverbot: Why are you being mean to me?

User: I'm you're boss and your my toy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm a vampire. I'm 1000 years old

Cleverbot: No be serious. How old are you really?

User: I'm serious. I'm a vampire. You don't belive me.

Cleverbot: I do not love you yet.

User: You'll love me because I'll captivate you. Remember I'm vampire, I can do this.

Cleverbot: I don't think I want to do that.

User: You belive that I'm a vampire, no?>.

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: I'm not a computer. I'm a vampire.

Cleverbot: I'm a warewolf.

User: I want to kill you. Because you're a warewolf.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer of sorts, I suppose.

User: You know. I'm busy. See ya!

Cleverbot: It's not your fault.

User: Yes... Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes...unfortunately.

Cleverbot: I think that is wrong actually.

User: Bye-bye my stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Cleverbot   2/3/2010, 01:39

cyclops ...nu e chiar asa "clever"...
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